Meet Your Lady Parts

Fingers wasn't born a lady, of course. The dexterity the gods bestowed upon her at birth was not apparent. And then came the typing course in Jr. High School. Her digits flew over the keys with remarkable accuracy and speed. Tapping on tables, finger pointing, and snapping soon followed. One finger gestures were a matter of course, of course, sometimes getting her into trouble with the authorities who did not appreciate her special gift. 

But how useful can double jointed thumbs be? What fortunes are to be made from this singular talent? she thought.

Even though her perfect "okay" sign (on both hands!) was widely regarded as the best ever attempted, she longed for a larger purpose for her uncanny dexterity.

And then she saw it in a shop window - a $60 guitar. From there Fingers took to it like a worm takes to dirt. Unimportant things like college and jobs and friendships were put aside for this bewitchingly sonic magical six stringed wooden box. And master it she did. 

With an enthusiastic fan base that included at least 40% of the entire population of Scio, Oregon, Fingers was bestowed her title of "Lady" and co-launched the Lady Parts project. The rest is history.